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Joke of the Day

"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"

"No matter how hard you push the envelope It still remains stationery"

"In Hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man."

"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."

"Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend."

"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."

"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."

"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."

"Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !"

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades. And then all your friends feel bad, because they kept yelling ""Stroke!"""