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Joke of the Day

"Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend."

"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"

"Winnie-the-Pooh is in tears He got Triggered."

"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."

"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"

"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination."

"How does a woman apologize to a man? I'm sorry, but it's your fault."

"My mom asked me to sit indian style... so I pulled out a bar stool."

"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."

"[Drug Deal] How do I know ur not a cop? ""If I was a cop would I do this?"" *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is"