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Joke of the Day

"Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !"

"What's worse than waking up with a boner? Realizing it's not yours."

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy"", Jimbo shouted, ""It's a BOY!"" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room. And never returned to Bangkok again."

"How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time? Have the 51st scream BINGO!"

"kanye west slowly pacing around the room to avoid a bee but insisting that he's not scared of it"

"[first day as aquarium guide] Me: & here's 8 snakes biting a soccer ball Guy: that's an octopus Me [sighs]: fine. 8 snakes biting an octopus"

"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy? A Cameron Diaz"

"So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... *Ba dim tish!*"

"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"

"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."