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Joke of the Day

"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."

"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."

"Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? ""The Dentist will see you now."""

"Her: hey handsome, why don't you give me your number... Me: ...because I still need it."

"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""

"My friend asked me to name my top 5 Coldplay songs... And they were all yellow."

"Did you hear about the Vatican's new navy? It's the latest in Christian warship."

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill, the courage to blow up the things I can, and the wisdom to not get caught."

"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"

"I am completely obsessed with collecting magazines. What can I say, I have issues."