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Joke of the Day
"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."
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"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"
"""let's put computers and keyboards in our cars. now let's go catch all the people typing on tiny keyboards in their cars"" - cops"
"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"
"Have you ever been fooled by the MAF method? MAF = Make-up + Angle + Filter"
"My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph. She just has chlamydia."
"I have all these jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"ESPN First Take - Patriots' Players Question Rex Ryan's Defense"
"The most overdone joke ever. [Deleted]"
"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."