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Joke of the Day
"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."
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"""I'm not a violent person but people can change"", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food."
"Are kids that are born in a whorehouse called Brothel Sprouts?"
"Why did the blind guy have a burnt face? He answered the iron."
"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it"
"What's the easiest part about eating Jews for dinner? They're pre cooked"
"Sex is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good... ...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet."
"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall."
"When is the best time to hold a funeral? In the mourning. FYI, my 11yo says he made this up today, right after learning of death in the extended family."
"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night He hypnotised 7 blokes then dropped the microphone on his foot and said 'fuck me!' What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life"