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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish."
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"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."
"the year is 2086 and pizzas are delivering young men to your house"
"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"
"What did the homeless prostitute's boyfriend call her? his hobo"
"I've installed some complaining-powered lightbulbs in my bedroom They occasionally turn off, but never for more than 5 seconds"
"What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons? you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it."
"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."
"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"