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Joke of the Day
"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."
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"Where does the Empire buy their robes? The Darth Mall!"
"Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use."
"Mom, have you seen my turtle? Your friends took it outside to play. They're cracking walnuts."
"What's the diffrence between jam and marmelade? I can't marmelade my dick down your throat."
"If an Apple today keeps the doctor away... If an Apple today keeps the doctor away then he must be using IOS6 maps."
"""14 years, 20 billion later and my team have finally finished building a Large Hadron Kaleidoscope."" ""You mean Collider?"" ""Oh shit!"""
"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."
"A black kid comes home from school.... ""Yo mom guess what I got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is it cus I'm black?"" ""No nigga its cus you nineteen!"""
"*Jesus multiplies a loaf of bread for the masses* From the back: Actually I'm gluten free now. Jesus: ughhh, someone get me a fish"