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Joke of the Day
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
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"I am listening carefully, but let's be honest, your menu options haven't changed."
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"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."
"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."
"I don't like paying for pizza because I hate making my pizza feel like a whore."
"Who's Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy."
"why did no one listen to the wheelchair joke? It had no back story."
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure..."
"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""