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Joke of the Day

"What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons? you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it."

"What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the gays as bubble gum"

"Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?"

"What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !"

"What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend? ..accommodating."

"What do black people and bikes have in common? Both get thrown out when they have no use"

"I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation."

"So an Alzheimer's patient was telling a joke... Clarence, is that you?"

"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"

"Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me."