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Joke of the Day
"What does a girl from Kentucky say after sex? Git off me Pa. You crushin ma Copenhagen"
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"i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day"
"""Thank you for coming."" ""It was mandatory."" #corporateshows"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwomam? Snowballs"
"Girl are you a fox? Because I don't know wtf you're saying."
"I buy all my guns from a guy called 'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer"
"The Chicago Cubs"
"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."
"Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican"
"I think marriage should be between a robot and a spider horse because I'm a retarded man child and this is what I bring to the conversation."