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Joke of the Day

"I've installed some complaining-powered lightbulbs in my bedroom They occasionally turn off, but never for more than 5 seconds"

"I would teach Honey-boo-boo to speak in the third person, just to hear what she'd say if she had a small cut on her arm."

"What do you call a relative of a nap? A napkin."

"What are 3 things a black man can't get? A fat lip, a black eye, and a job."

"I used to have a pet piglet.... I used to have a pet piglet, watching it discover the world was really interesting at first. But after a few months it became a bit of a boar."

"Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work."

"I finally stopped my roomate from biting his nails. All i had to do was make him wear shoes."

"What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes"

"Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for ""Chuck Norris' basement""."

"Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell off the guard tower."