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Joke of the Day

"How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample? Poop in the specimen cup."

"People who are constipated are such activists. They're seriously always trying to start a movement..."

"Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy you burritos and a Slip N' Slide. So you do the math."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way."

"How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you."

"What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces? Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them."

"I'm gaining weight because it's hard to carry around this much ""awesome"" in a standard-sized body."

"When my grandad was 75 he started walking 5 miles a day. He's 80 now and no one knows where the hell he is!"

"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak hope you find it funny!"

"watched the interview about back to future with the cast Michel J. Fox was shaking he was so excited"