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Joke of the Day

"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak hope you find it funny!"

"Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice."

"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing but fuck your mother."

"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."

"What did God say to all the Jews, Christians and Muslims of the world? nothing"

"""'Earth' without 'the' is just 'ar'."" - Pirates If you haven't seen ""Earth without art is just eh"" then you prolly didn't like this tweet."

"The US economy That's the joke."

"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."

"""I sure hope that was a cracker"" -Me eating in the dark."