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Joke of the Day

"People who are constipated are such activists. They're seriously always trying to start a movement..."

"What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk."

"What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water? Utter udder shudder."

"I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue."

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"

"Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought ""pumping iron"" was a new juice dispenser."

"Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins."

"I was going to have sex with you, but you asked what Mario Kart was and wore pants inside the pillow fort....I'm just kidding. I don't care."

"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."

"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."