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Joke of the Day
"I just licked guacamole off my elbow. Yup."
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"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."
"If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
"What is the world's fastest land animal? The Ethiopian chicken"
"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"
"A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here he asks a sergeant. - Yes you do. You may eat it or not."
"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."
"Hey, you know why goldfish are the only snack that smiles back? because they are baked."
"Girls at hooters may be hot. but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material.."
"[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!"