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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"
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"""My friends on Facebook are idiots."" So, what you're saying is that you're smart, but not smart enough to not friend idiots. Got it."
"I asked an Australian to greet me... He kept beating around the bush saying ""I might""."
"If your jokes are corny I'm all ears."
"What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday? Aziz, I'm sorry."
"Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations."
"I remember when my grand father first got his pace maker Every time he would go to use the microwave he would piss his pants and forget who he was for about an half an hour or so."
"When I wake up before my alarm clock...I sometimes sneak up on it while it's still sleeping and yell ""HOW DOES IT FEEL B*TCH"""
"My Version Of Flirting! My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am."
"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."