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Joke of the Day
"What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me"
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"I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics He was dope."
"Two kittens are on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew."
"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."
"Being human is OK, but I wish there were alternatives."
"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"
"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"
"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"
"My daughters weren't paying attention to me, so I told them Taylor Swift died."
"What did the dill pickle say to jennifer lopez? U WOt M8>?"