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Joke of the Day
"Can a ninja kill someone from a distance? Shuriken!"
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"Shoutout to Batman for being a true American and proving the only superpower you need is money."
"Why was the 4 year old African kid crying? He was having a mid-life crisis."
"My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... ""You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."""
"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"
"What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh"
"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"
"West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey (NSFW) Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke."
"A baby seal walks into a club"