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Joke of the Day
"American Top Gear"
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"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob."
"My girlfriend wanted to have sex in the back seat of my car And she wanted me to drive."
"What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? Goldfish like to muck around the fountain."
"How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb? 2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures."
"I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no one will do it."
"What is Santa's favorite music? Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8....)"
"What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer!"
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"
"How many A.D.D kids does it take to change a lightbulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES?"