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Joke of the Day

"Groupies How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb? None, they all know someone that does it for them."

"Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel."

"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."

"Interviewer: So why did you leave your last job? Me: Someone found out my birthday and decorated my cubicle with balloons."

"Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey."

"If pizza places cold called people's homes and asked if they wanted to order a pizza, I guarantee you their business would triple."

"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."

"sapnu puaS Read it upside down"

"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."

"What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird."