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Joke of the Day

"Groupies How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb? None, they all know someone that does it for them."

"Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever."

"Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere"

"What's a horse's favorite dance The Neigh Neigh"

"He who farts in church..... Sits in his own pew. (Courtesy of my wife)"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into my girlfriend's ass."

"An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians."

"Rosy Red Cheeks What do you get when you squat over a rosy red fire?"

"*a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*"

"What's the worst part about swim-up bars? The watery stools"