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Joke of the Day

"If pizza places cold called people's homes and asked if they wanted to order a pizza, I guarantee you their business would triple."

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"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"
"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""
"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"
"Papa Bear: I wish he'd Mackle more. Mama Bear: I wish he'd Mackle less. Baby Bear: I tore the throat out of a girl who stole our porridge."
"How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears? With a ""Cry-key!"""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender."
"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."
"What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons"
"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."