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Joke of the Day
"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."
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"A roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The barkeeper looks at him and says ""mate, don't you mean a martini?"" The centurio answers ""if i wanted a double i would've ordered it!"""
"What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues"
"What do you say to an alien with two heads? Hello. Hello."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves free"
"""Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!"" -Vin Diesel eating a purse"
"They say god dosn't give people they can't handle. Except cancer."
"Saying, ""I'm sorry,"" is the same as saying, ""I apologize."" Except at a funeral. - Demetri Martin"
"My hit song would be ""Text Me Only"""
"Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Police are looking into it."