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Joke of the Day
"sapnu puaS Read it upside down"
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"In case you think you have the laziest cat in the world, my cat has had a turd half-in/half-out her butt hole all afternoon."
"What do salads and Mexicans have in common ? They both benefit America!"
"A guy shows up late for work... The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"
"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9? Because Windows 8 9."
"A roman walks into a bar A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus The bartender asks ""don't you mean a martini?"" The Roman replies ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"What's the difference between a baby and a window You can't rape a window"
"What do poor people have, rich people want? And if you eat it you die. It's nothing"
"I went to go see my therapist without my clothes on. I told him I didn't feel very sane. My therapist said, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""