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Joke of the Day

"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."

"What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYYYYYYYY!!"

"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."

"*tattoo parlor* ARTIST: What do you want? ME: Surprise me *He tattoos the word 'hiccup'* ME: Why did y- ARTIST: BOO! *the tattoo disappears*"

"Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job. But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh."

"Why don't you ever eat a girl out in the morning? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?"

"A friend once asked if I wanted to hear a racist joke... Her: Wanna hear a racist joke? Me: Sure. Her: Howe Luong is a Chinese man. It took me all day to get that one."

"An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket."

"I invited a few friends to an orgy I was hosting... Everyone came."

"A boiled egg in the morning... is hard to beat."