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Joke of the Day

"Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey."

"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."

"What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom? ""It's Gonna Be Pee"""

"Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question."

"Whats the definition of love true love and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling."

"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."

"Q: Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."

"What don't elephants forget when they go swimming? Their trunks."

"What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted"

"Everybody always says say ""No!"" to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late"