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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person? The Boy Scout comes home from camp. ^First ^time ^posting ^on ^this ^sub ^don't ^know ^what's ^too ^offensive ^and ^what's ^not ^sorry."

"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""

"Today is national suicide prevention day.. so remember.. If you see any suicide bombers...... Shoot them."

"in canada if you pat your pockets to show a hobo that you have no change and he hears your keys jingle, you have to give him your house."

"Ever misspell a word so badly that you spell a different word correctly? It's rather embroidering."

"How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?"

"Advice from a 6 year old patient: ""You should wear your stethoscope everywhere...girls will really like you. You look smart"""

"Where did the memes make their last stand? The Aylmao"

"If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body...."

"If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout? ""Donald, duck"""