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Joke of the Day
"If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout? ""Donald, duck"""
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"Who envokes the most hatred out of male athletes? Caitlyn Jenner, because she's a far superior athlete to almost every man on the planet."
"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The bar collapses from the weight and becomes a black hole \*BA DUM TSSS\*"
"Hard to say which dinosaur was the sexiest."
"What on Earth did the NASA discover? Nothing, it was on Mars"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding, feminist hate change"
"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."
"Waiter what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band sir they are playing his tune !"
"What do you call a cow that has given birth? ..... Decalfinated."
"They call me nubby He announced as he entered the bar. One of the regulars ask why? Will let me warn you about telling her to eat it like a hotdog."