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Joke of the Day
"If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body...."
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"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."
"Dating is like playing musical chairs. Somewhere between 25&30 the music stopped& everyone grabbed a husband. I must've been in the bathroom"
"just so you know the guacamole costs an extra $1.80 plus one of your arms and the soul of your first born child thanks for choosing chipotle"
"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""
"What's the funniest type of Mexican food? Fajitahahahas"
"I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed."
"Leonardo DiCaprisun"
"What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke?"
"A man goes into a shop to buy flowers for his wife. he then fucks the cashier and gets a divorce"