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Joke of the Day
"If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body...."
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"What do fat white chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"Any jokes for friday the 13 & Valentines day? :) Just wondering if anyone had some good oneliners, maybe even dad jokes, about valentines day amd frifay the thirteenth :)"
"Guy getting on elevator in my office building.."" Going Down?"" Me: ""No, but I've got time for a hug"""
"What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano? A diseased beaver on your organ."
"What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron? One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister."
"What's Hitler's favourite sausage? Frankfuhrers."
"We could make the world much greener this #earthday if we simply banned red and blue"
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Haha, don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"
"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."