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Joke of the Day

"Advice from a 6 year old patient: ""You should wear your stethoscope everywhere...girls will really like you. You look smart"""

"We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move."

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."

"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella"

"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"

"What do you call a retard who is super high? a baked potato lol xD"

"Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun but at least you get to push them around."

"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""

"Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the ""pouring rain."" Well atleast the dew point is coming down!"