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Joke of the Day
"Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."
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"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na"
"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat."
"How was Rome cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon."
"Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.."
"I asked my wife if we could have sex even though she was on her period.. ...she said she may be able to pull some strings"
"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"Chuck Norris keeps his pillow under his gun."