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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na"
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"Why did the goose cross the road? Because he's an asshole."
"Why don't ghosts like rainy days? Because it dampens their souls!!!!"
"I got this amazing girl's number at work today See you later Jane Doe 522/16!"
"Want to depress yourself? Realize that someday Tom Hanks will die. Want to cheer yourself up? Remember that right now, Tom Hanks is alive."
"Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning? .....have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?"
"A man with three balls goes to another random guy and tells him: ""you know that together we have 5 balls?"" and the guy replies: ""why, you have only one?"""
"It's a shame Jerry Hall never got it on with Vidal Sassoon Then she'd have completed rock, paper and scissors."
"To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant."
"What do you call a bee that was born in the USA? USB"