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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat."
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"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"
"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"
"God said to Peter ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit."
"I need to do just one more beheading & this will be the best New Year's revolution, ever!"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass"
"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."
"TIFU while having sex on an elevator Hey-ooo"