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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris keeps his pillow under his gun."
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"Some people are about as useful as the ""r"" in February."
"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"
"*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*"
"Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists."
"What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year? Paddy O'Furniture"
"Chinese Food: $16.72 Gas to Get to Restaurant: $1.94 Getting Home and Realizing They Forgot One of Your Food Containers: Riceless"
"Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever."
"The stock broker said to his mistress I'm going to put everything I've got into rubber, and if it comes off I'll marry you."
"[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT"