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Joke of the Day

"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon."

"Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?... Anyway, my sister in law just caught me masturbating."

"Hey airplane designers, why don't the people who pick the number of windows talk to the people who pick the number of rows?"

"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"

"What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !"

"[TRIGGER WARNING] If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 2 dollars."

"Tonight I saw a truck spin out in a snowy McDonalds parking lot, and honestly it was doing a much better job of being president."

"Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian. And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate."

"What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band? The Talking Heads"

"Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough! Edit: general consensus was to add ""enough"""