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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl with braces? A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker^™"
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"Gotta hand it to babies... ...because their short, stupid little arms can't reach anything"
"What color is a baby in the microwave? I wouldn't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"
"An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeperor his keeper's brother."
"My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can."
"Why'd the toilet feel abused? Because it took a lot of shit."
"Overheard: ""Hey, I think that weirdo is listening to our conversation."""
"Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock."
"I'm on hold and My call is important to them."