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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can."

"[superhero meeting] ""What's your enemy called?"" ""Dr Doom. Yours?"" ""Joker"" [stifles laughter] ""I HAVE OTHERS"" ""Ye-"" ""Penguin"" [just loses it]"

"I wouldn't give my brother up for anyone else... Because human trafficking is illegal."

"Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan? At the infideli counter."

"Skateboarding has its pros and cons."

"If history is any indication a lot more stuff is bound to happen."

"Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!"

"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."

"My carpenter refused to make me a kitchen worktop He said it would be counter-productive."

"Some days I ask, ""What would Chewbacca do?"" And the answer is always, ""Make that gargly roaring sound."" So that's what I do."