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Joke of the Day
"What color is a baby in the microwave? I wouldn't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"
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"My priest has this game... Called ""find the skinflute"". I'm starting to think he's no good cause he hides it the same place every time."
"What do you call pasta with alzheimers? forgetti"
"What does a German snake sound like? ...."
"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"
"What's a cops favorite TV show? Justified"
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