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Joke of the Day

"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."

"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"

"""There is a rumor going around that Facebook is building a cell phone.It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."""

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."

"How does one turn a fox into a pig?.. ...Marry her."

"Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his foreskin for an eyelid skin graft. . . . . . ***Now the poor guy is cock-eyed***"

"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"

"I saw a black man carrying a T.V. today I though that it looked like mine, but when I got home he was still shining my shoes"

"You wanna hear something funny? It's one of /r/jokes..!! Stranger: (/r/jokes ..? I don't even know this guy.) Stranger: /u/mustbejokingright ?"