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"I like my women like I like my coffee Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"
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"Stop smiling so big in every photo of you. You can't be that happy all the time. Smile like a normal person who isn't a raging psychopath"
"(original) I just got my flu shot and tried to draw something, but it still looks shitty. I thought it was supposed to make me artistic?"
"Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout Boy scouts come home from camp"
"A grasshopper goes into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Phil?"""
"Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag.. ;)"
"Why I'm leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so."
"I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know... Oreos."
"Sean Connery the plumber, available 24/7, rain or shnow. Becaushe the shitty never shleeps."
"I finally got some me time away from the kids. Two whole hours. It would've been longer but my legs went numb crouching behind the dryer."