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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"went to kiss a girl last night and her eyes rolled back and her head floated off her shoulders body burst into flames i am a bad kisser"

"Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt!"

"Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker."

"Interview joke Interviewer: What is your name, and what do you do for a living Bank Robber: I'm Robin Banks"

"Your mom and a washing machine... Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?? The washing machine doesnt follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it..."

"A mathematician and a statistician wrote a cook book together. It was called ""Pi A LA Mode""."

"how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it."

"Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies? Duh. Cause he's da foe."