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"What made the world stop being Blue? The new softcap limits"
"Did you hear there was a blackout last night? Don't worry, we caught him"
"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."
"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in the cellar"
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."
"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."
"Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook."
"Deja Moo I feel like I've heard this bull before..."