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Joke of the Day
"What kind of ideas do blind people get? Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind."
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"""Just the tip,"" I whisper seductively to the pizza delivery guy, hoping he fulfills my fantasy of not charging me for the pizza."
"How did the frog die? He kermitted suicide. I'm sorry"
"What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles."
"How did the man get the woman into the pool club? He snooker in!"
"African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns. To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical."
"A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere."
"Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right."
"What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY"
"I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination."