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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the rope joke? Skip it."

"I like my women like quality agronomy soil... ..good penetration to 8"", bare surface, and minimal crust."

"Hitting the snooze button... ... Is just starting your day off with a nap."

"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."

"Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back? It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours."

"Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend? Because...bros before hose!"

"I was too late for the ribeye special at the supermarket. Such a big missed steak."

"As a mark of respect to Prince... The local pub is putting on a wake tomorrow night. All you can eat and drink for under 20 quid. I for one intend to party like it's 19.99."

"How did Obama celebrate his reelection? He hosted a Democratic Party."

"Congratulations, Mr. Trump You'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country."