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Joke of the Day
"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."
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"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't cry when you hit it with a sledgehammer."
"I can point out chicks who say ""vokka"" and ""liberry"" instead of ""vodka"" and ""library"" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name."
"What kind of dinosaur writes poetry? A Bronte-saurus."
"What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!"
"My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support."
"What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, ""once upon a time,"" black begins, ""y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood? Christianity"
"A man walks into a zoo.. The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu."
"Welcome to innuendo club. This is going to be a long and hard session, if you know what I mean."