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Joke of the Day
"I only believe 2 things 1. Respect a woman that says no 2. Never take no for an answer"
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"Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD."
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"The US govt has a department of ethics... No bullshit they really do... Its a sick joke... [go to g](http://www.usa.gov/directory/federal/)"
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"Top advice for resumes: Be VERY careful with placement of dashes. Ex. - First-hand job experience = good. First hand-job experience = bad."