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Joke of the Day

"I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly."

"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""

"Howdeepisthepool? He had too much to drink before he went swimming!"

"The teacher asked what comes after the number 69... The student replies, ""Mouthwash."""

"How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4"

"90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something."

"I recently dated a slutty check with a brain fetish. The experience was mindblowing!"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? Trump has never had a garbanzo on his face."

"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."

"I was fucking this older woman, when she said, ""You know, you remind me of my son."" I said, ""Let's not make this weird, gran."""