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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cunt and an asshole? According to the latest polls, about 4%."
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"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"
"Mama bear to Papa bear: ""Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."""
"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? A veterinarian"
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it..."
"One side effect of Cialis can be hearing loss. So, a raging erection and unable to listen to a woman? It's every man's dream in pill form."
"Howabout plastic, reusable tortilla chips where you could just suck the guacamole off them?"
"How do you know if someone's vegan? Someone else will make a vegan joke, then when the vegan points out that non vegans refer to veganism more than vegans do, some jackass will say ""found the vegan"""
"Dragons have tattoos of Asian chicks on their backs."