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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes, eating road kill Can be a big moose steak"
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"I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean."
"So I Tattooed a $100 bill On my Peter so my woman always has money to blow!"
"Cop: FREEZE, DON'T MOVE!!! Me: *stops moving* Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me:... Cop: NOW! Me:... Me:... Cop: for the love of god...unfreeze"
"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"
"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."
"Why did the black man walk into a bar? Because the cell door was still locked."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (Wait for inevitable groans) Courtesy of my boss, lover of lame jokes."
"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"
"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""