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Joke of the Day

"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."

"Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed"

"Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!"

"Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat."

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"

"I don't know what the next iPhone looks like... But what I can tell you, its going to be a big 6S"

"I was wrestling with an Anaconda for 3 days... And then I realised I was masturbating"

"Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish"

"Dear Parents, Don't tell your little girl ""He's only mean to you because he likes you."" and wonder why she only dates assholes when she's older."

"The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar.... The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar. No they didn't! Yes, they did! None of this even matters!"