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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock... Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (Wait for inevitable groans) Courtesy of my boss, lover of lame jokes."

"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."

"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."

"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends [dark] A Sandy hook survivor. C.o. my fucked up cousin"

"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."

"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."

"What do you call a sea mammal with a mission? A porpoise."

"If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between ""shit"" and ""syphilis"""

"whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp"

"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""